Cook your own
For a mere $4200, the VinylRecorder T560 - currently on show at SXSW - allows you to cut your own blank 5, 7, 10 and 12 inch platters at 33, 45 or 78 RPM. But before you decide to shell out for some street cred, be aware that the thing looks like a Heath Robinson contraption and is very probably devilishly complicated to operate.
You'll also need to provide certain components - including a high quality turntable - yourself.
Sometimes it's easier just to sit back and listen...
Source: Digital Music News